So, I wrote the Ode to the Single Parent, which got me thinking... what about the bachelors, and, ehem, bachelorertts? We have it rough in our own way in regards to keeping up with the organization of things. Revving up the motivation can be tough sometimes. So I decided, to be fair and to follow on our behalf with:
Ode to the Singles
O, single one
Childless and free
Laying there in bed
With a sink full of dishes
Staring at your britches
Hanging on the door
O, single one
Childless and free
Waking up for work
Making your way in life
With no husband or wife
To be considered
O, single one
Childless and free
Coming home at night
Whenever you might please
Simplicity and ease
Can be your motto
O, single one
Childless and free
Scrubbing down the tub
Or sweeping up the floor
Can be a horrid bore...
Maybe tomorrow
O, single one
Childless and free
Internet surfing
Vacuuming, maybe...might...
That carpet once was white
But who has to know
O, single one
Childless and free
With a life so hard
Full of arduous tasks
Always forced to relax
With a good movie
O, single one
Childless and Free
Bachelors and etts
We are hard workers too
We have plenty to do...
After the game...
And Monk
Then... maybe
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